His mom gave my best friend AIDS!
Seriously I wouldn't even rate that comment useless, that's how hilariously mispelled it is! Can someone tell me, are the typing buttons in the same place as they are on a PC because if so he probably had one, because there's no way in hell that 'control' became 'contrail.' Seriously these three guys are hi'rar'ious! 10 for you, 10 for him, and 10 for the speaker!